Play Waterfall with shots of mixed Thunderbird and Mad Dog and when you run out, start on what’s left of the tequila from the last party.
THAT SHIT WILL YOU GET YOU SO FUCKED UP YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am
The South African icon (before he passed away) watched the biopic and was convinced that Elba’s performance was actually old footage of Mandela.
try heneseys i’m addicted to that
Drink enough of it and you won’t care how disgusting it tastes because DRUNK
Let me tell you about the time we mixed Thunderbird and Mad Dog for shots playing Waterfall.
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
Deadpool’s Fluctuating Fugly Face
You really want to see? Really? FINE! Welcome to the FREAK SHOW, beautiful. Ready to take a good look?
Mostly in order (his guest appearances in other comics I kind of just stuck in wherever), starting from the oldest face printed in the top left corner. Included the (contradictory) flashbacks, Tom Cruise, healed etc faces for kicks. I tried to get a good range of looks he’s had so far so hopefully this helps anyone trying to get a sense of how terrible (and sometimes not too bad) his skin conditions can look like. It can be hard choosing how exactly to draw his fug when there are so many options D: . I’m very into the fanon idea that his skin is a fluctuating mess to explain for the inconsistent way his everything has been drawn (even within the same issue the texture of his face can vary noticeably), plus it’s a really rad idea. My personal favorite way he’s been drawn is in the DP team up with Frankencastle, the gorey open flesh wounds in v4 is an extremely close second/possible tie for first, and my favorite healed Wade is in v3 #58+#59.
How dog breeders have “improved” breeds over the past 100 years.
- The basset hound never used to sit so low. The dog has suffered changes to his rear leg structure, has excessive skin, vertebrae problems, droopy eyes that are prone to ectropion and entropion, and excessively large ears.
- The bull terrier used to be an athletic dog, but over the years his snout was mutated to be oversized and bending downwards, leading to respiratory issues. Many bull terriers have supernumerary teeth and are compulsive tail chasers and air biters owing to brain deformities.
- The boxer now has a much shorter face with an extremely short snout. The hindquarters are also lower. Like all brachycephalic dogs, the boxer has difficulty controlling his temperature in hot weather, meaning they are prone to overheating and collapsing in the summer. The boxer also has one of the highest cancer rates among dog breeds and many modern day boxers suffer from seizures.
- The english bulldog has evolved into a creature that suffers from almost every known disease. A kennel club survey conducted in 2004 found that they die on average at only 6 years and 4 months old. They cannot mate without human intervention, and cannot give birth naturally due to their giant heads. There is no such thing as a truly healthy bulldog.
- The dachshund, at one time, used to have functional legs and necks for their size. Their backs and legs have gotten longer, chest jutted forward, and legs have shrunk to such proportions that there is barely any clearance between their chest and the floor. Obese dachshunds usually have to actually drag their bellies across the ground. Their risk for intervertebral disc disease - which can result in paralysis - is extremely high. They are also prone to achrondoplastic related pathologies, progressive retinal apathy, and problems with their legs and joints.
- Pugs are the most inbred breed of dog in existence - an investigation carried out found that amongst the 10,000 pugs found in the UK are so inbred, the gene pool consists of the equivalent of only 50 individuals. They are extremely brachycephalic, and suffer severely from all the associated problems - the folds in their face frequently get infected, they struggle to breathe (making snoring/snorting/huffing noises even without moving), they have high blood pressure, low oxygenation, often collapse and die in the summer or if allowed to overheat, dentition problems due to their skulls being so curled in, and perhaps most shocking - their double curled tail is actually a genetic defect, and in its most serious forms leads to paralysis and many dogs needed a wheelchair or being euthanised if this progresses. These dogs are usually culled if they fail to produce this ‘attractive’ trait.
Healthy puppies that do not succumb to these ridiculous modern day breed standards are usually culled. One very heartbreaking example is the rhodesian ridgeback. The ridge is actually a genetic deformity - a mild form of spinal bifida - and puppies born without this ridge are healthy - but since the ridge is their namesake, healthy puppies are normally culled at birth and only those with noticeable ridges are bred from, thus passing the disability down to future dogs. Below is a ridgeback alongside a healthy, ridgeless dog.
3 to 4 million dogs and cats are killed every year because shelters are too full…. people are choosing to buy from breeders or shops instead of offering them a home.
Homeless animals outnumber homeless people by 5:1.
Only 1 in 10 dogs will ever find a permanent home.
25 PER CENT OF DOGS THAT ENTER SHELTERS ARE PUREBREEDS.
Please consider adopting a homeless dog. Please don’t encourage breeding these animals when there are so many being killed every year. Breeding is a profit, not “just” a hobby, and even if you think your breeder is reputable, they are still churning out puppies into a world where pets are seen as disposable.